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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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