A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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