A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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