Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Pianos.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Where's the soap?

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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