- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Knock Knock? Come in.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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