- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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