News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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