Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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