Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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