How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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