- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Barack Obama plays basketball

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