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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

hey guys im gay

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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