- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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