what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Jordan is pregant

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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top kek

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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