How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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