- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

c-? men, C-men

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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