- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

How old are you? 7

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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