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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

I <3 Hitler

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Indians

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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