- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and black and red all over.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Where's my baby??

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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