- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Granny porn!

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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