- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Logan's gay

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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