What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Dumbledore dies.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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