- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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