- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Face...the other white meat!

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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