Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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the midget went to the midget store

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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