- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Lindsay Lohan

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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