An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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