BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Anti Joke

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