There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Good job, son.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Please ignore this statement.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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