- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Once upon a time a was born

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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