- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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