Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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