- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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