- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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