- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

I <3 Hitler

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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