- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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