Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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I'm sn otter

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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