What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Wenis Penis

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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