Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

a man checks his mypsace

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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