What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why didn't he finish his

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

why am I writing this...im bored

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

the redsox

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...