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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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