What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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My spelling is horrible

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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