- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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