Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

whats white and sticky glue

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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