What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Caroline Kelly.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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