Obama

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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