- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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