Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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George W. Bush

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