Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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