How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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