What's worse than this That :(

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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