- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

12 niqqa 12.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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