- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

hey guys im gay

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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