- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Balls

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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