whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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