What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

tea with milk?

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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