Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Turkeys are obese

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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