What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

whats white and sticky glue

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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