Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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identical jokes get different votes.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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