Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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