- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

ure mama's so fat

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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