Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Andoni was here

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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#Hanging Degus

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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