- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

read this sentence again.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Iif your reading this ur gay

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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