- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

A praying mantis is very graceful

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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