Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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