Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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