- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Two planes walk into an office building

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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