- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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