- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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