Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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thomas!!!!

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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