- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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