Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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when debbie meets downer

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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