why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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