- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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